hey guys

Sorrayyy

This is not a blog. Blogging is for people who are bored or angry or into fashion. This is really just a backup space for my quotes note on my phone in case i lose it at the guv or something god for bid something happens to it.

just swimming in my bedroom…

“Stepping from the title to the first lines is like stepping into a canoe. A lot of things can go wrong.” -Billy Collins

“I’m a vagina guy. Personality and smile come first, then it’s all about the vaginas. Vaginas and mouths! They’re the main show, right? I love making out, or ‘snogging’ as you would say. There should be more of that! Keep that shit PG, you know!” -Seth Troxler

“Anyways, for future reference, what are your favourite things to stuff pinatas with? Please don’t say red wine braised short ribs.” -Marben

“I have a problem playing bat catcher. My face is worth $15,000.” -EP

“What are you doing?” -RZ
“Eden’s waxing me and Car. She got her waxing certificate and she set up shop in my room.” -RF
“That’s fucked. And weird.” -RZ 

“Nice tie…” -RF
“Thanks, it comes in mens.” -RA 

“Pre squirt is perma trending.” -JH

“Is this pots and pans?” -RA

“Life is good and food is better.” -Lynn Crawford

“Kind of a blessing in disguise that Justice is the same time so it’ll filter out the bros and the neon bitty brigade.” -JH (on VELD, aka THE pits, defined)

“The romance of what happens with milk and bacteria is intoxicating. It makes me giddy.” -James Meservy 

“Nope, I’ve only ever worked at one company other than Kaboom.” -TA

“When Carl had to leave to play his set, the line stopped awkwardly. Seth said: “Well, if anyone knows who I am, I’ll sign your autograph.” A pre-teen in line said, “Um, who are you?” Seth stood up, “Well, that’s it!” -Seth Troxler

“Electric Pickle is one of the few intimate and relatively laid-back clubs in Miami, which made it very hard to leave for Ultra, which everyone assumed would be a massive ball-ache.” -Bill Patrick

“I used to say techno owed me money, but it gave me that. Now techno owes me love.” -Seth Troxler

“I’m just saying don’t be fucking—I’m guilty of this as well. Just love yourself, and then, you’ll find it easier to love someone you’re with. Because right now we live this lifestyle where we’re all over the place DJing, got this crazy lifestyle, it’s super fun, but it’s a bitch to get in a relationship, and we overthink it. I think we just need to play it cool. Just find someone you’re happy with and don’t try and be a fucking superstar, don’t think you can just go around and be… no? It’s the case for a lot of people. I’m just saying, just don’t be a dick.” -Bill Patrick

“I had a nightmare this would happen… This is like a religious omen not unlike “When Jesus comes will you be ready?” Umm NO I’ll be away.” -JH (on missing God aka Prydz in Toronto)

“What the fuck is JUMP?” -MS
(3 hours later…) “What is it?” -MS

“I need 2 DC10, 2 Prydz and 2 Cocoon.” -JR (duh) 

“Your presence at this party is about as welcome as another remix of levels.” -RGP

“I rather go to Justice on the Saturday and we have Laura’s wedding on the Sunday.” -RF
“WHAT? I never got an invitation.” -RA
“It’s in 4 months.” -RF
“Well I never got a save-the-date. I’m going to VELD.” -RA 

“It’s just so beautiful.” -RF (bawling)
“Remember when you were nervous about the Pjanoo vocal?” -JR 

“If you’re in love, how wonderful it is to be able to recognize that person by his smell.” -Oscar de la Renta

“Like my date was Judith’s dream date. Reciting poetry in Kosovo whilst throwing ninja stars.” -JH

“Isn’t the VELD Festival just another night at Guv but at Downsview?” -MF

“Ex-broviciis writing articles dissing current broviciis with stupid opinions on house music or edm or techno or whatever are really boring. Just listen to what you like, and let other people listen to what they like.” -BR

“So Deniz Kurtel thinks Jared is trying to roofie her and she’s so sketched out.” -BM

“A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

“I’m not going to CSR, but I’m going to that baby lion thingy.” -ES

“Twitter and comedy go together like apples and cheese or an active person and their custom made insoles.” -Ramona Emerson

“Mom, I need to show you the pot I picked up.” -AP
“Did you show dad?” -Patti Pollock 

“How was dominos?” -RF
“No dominos. Touchy subject OK?” -JH 

“When a vet like DJ Sneak is laying down the law like that, you might as well just spread em and take your punishment prison style.” -RGP

“You know if you watch Pretty Woman backyards you’ll be watching a movie about Richard Gere falling in love with a woman that he turns into a prostitute.” -RA

“When the silent part in the song happens just as your idiot friend yells, “YO, YOU FEELIN IT YET?” -RGP

“I am still phoneless, such a long story. I hate Rogers and I’m barely alive. Hopefully I will have a phone by tomorrow. I am communicating through email and facebook, I’m even using my computer as my alarm clock. My eyes are bloodshot and I need to prescribe myself a wheelchair.” -KA

“I’d give up my entire career to remove the fucking rampant stupidity that’s plagued my favourite type of music in an INSTANT.” -Joel Zimmerman

“Miami is a fucking cubic zirconia OK - it will never be a legit diamond.” -JH

“Have you heard of imovane?” -RF 
“No…” -JH
“Me neither but Ryan Zale’s getting.” -RF 

“So we’re sitting on his styrofoam couch, drinking lighter fluid, in a war-torn territory…” -JH

“Genevieve looks like a character in a Tim Burton movie.” -RA

“Guess what I got.” -RF
“A job.” -Uncle
“No.” -RF
“A boyfriend.” -Uncle
“No.” -RF
“AN IPHONE.” -Uncle 

“World DJ Day? We might as well celebrate the human race.” -Danny Daze

“I love her and that’s the beginning and end of everything.” -F. Scott Fitzgerald 

“If you haven’t texted me back after 30 minutes, you better be dead or have a similar excuse.” -WH

“While capturing Kony is an extremely pressing issue, what is the world doing about DIY bobs? And you can tumblr the shit out of that.” -JH

“In Germany, they can’t say ‘techno,’ they says ‘teshno.’” -Seth Troxler

“If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind wanders.” -Anonymous

“HIPSTERS AND PARTY KIDS, DISEMBARK!” -504 driver at Dundas and Ossington

“Dubstep sounds like a broken Frosty machine.” -Wendy’s

“Just grabbed a compelling ‘09 Duckhorn merlot, a real toe tapper of a California fruit bomb, if I may.” -RA

“Lucas got a pad… PRE DRINK!” -Gary Pollock

“I respect drug dealers and prostitutes significantly more than tow truck drivers.” -MH

“Kriezy is fucking engaged. What a joke.” -JE

“The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keep out the joy.” -Jim Rohn

“Ibiza is so much more than a summer holiday, more than a chance to check out our favourite DJs in some of the world’s finest clubbing venues, more than a place to make new friends with like minded souls from the four corners of the globe, Ibiza is the one thing that keeps us going through the long, cold, dark winter, the one thing that we can take comfort from and look forward to.” -Anonymous

Sylvester Stallone came one night in a limo, and all our regular customers are standing around the bar waiting for a table and he says, “Could I have a table for eight?” And Peter says to him, “Well, I’m sorry, you’re going to have to wait about ten minutes,” and he says, “Okay, thank you,” and he left. He went down the street.” -Penny Lyons

“I have to say the conundrum of going tot a traditional Chinese restaurant owned by a group of local Jewish businessmen with the intent of eating a classic steak-and-lobster dinner still puzzles me, but somehow it adds tot eh allure.” -Bryan Colangelo 

“Most people call it “The Chan.” or “Chan.” But nobody has ever asked me who Chan was. Who was Chan? Nobody! Chan really isn’t a person. It just sounded Chinese.” -Penny Lyons

“We can’t go without Hussy she’ll be SO mad.” -RF
“She’s probably going to a swingers club tonight in Chicago without you. Just saying.” -RA
“If you go without me I’ll drown myself in Bass Lake.” -JH 

“Mom, Corrie’s friends with criminals.” -RZ

“I’m thinking about discovering some sort of shrub and marketing the health benefits to Oprah.” -RA
“So you’re inventing a shrub.” -RF
“Yes.” -RA

“Don’t stand around the booth and stare at the DJ, decks and mixer… DANCE. Its way more fun, I promise.” -Johnny White

“Go out there, twist peoples’ minds with your presence and sound and don’t come back til you have.” -Damian Lazarus

“Troxler and his mean BBQ sauce I guess. Fur Coat do a mean ceviche apparently.” -Damian Lazarus 

“Unless it is mad passionate extraordinary love it is a waste of time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love should not be one of them.” -Anonymous

“I have an illegal bus pass, I can go anywhere.” -ES

“A space funk odyssey, narrating an analogy of a toxic and hooky relationship… and drugs.” -Fur Coat (on You and I, obviously)

“Fur Coat and remixer Amirali bring us a delicious two-track EP full of rude basslines and seductive vocals (courtesy of the talented Cari Golden, of course). Plus, it references cocaine and ketamine. Badass.” -Gaby Izarra

“All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.” -Ambrose Bierce

“I write spoof songs. And my parents bought a grand piano from a model home… you know, like Arrested Development?” -JH

“The only reason people don’t like electronic music is because they’ve never given it a chance. It’s too diverse to hate.” -RGP

“Video killed the radio star. Bottle service killed the dance floor.” -Anonymous

“There should be something wrong if a dj doesn’t dance.” -Nina Kraviz

“Ow my jaw.” -RF
“YOUR jaw?” -JH

“Max I want your hat.” -Random Fan
“I would sign your dick before giving you this hat.” -Max Vangelli

“That drive home from the epic party at 9am where nobody speaks, but just occasionally glances at each other in approval.” -RGP

“RGP is awake before #hussy.” -RZ

“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, “If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.” -Kurt Vonnegut

“Love thy neighbour, just don’t get caught.” -Anonymous

“If you like have a side car on your motorcycle and don’t have a monkey in it, then you’re stupid.” -Beavis and Butthead 

“Batman and Robin… BACK together.” -JR

“Is this belt too 1%?” -RA

“Luggage is for traveling. Baggage is for life.” -Anonymous

“The three things a guy should want to change about a girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men.” -Scott Mescudi

“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.” -Robert Downey Jr.

“If Britney Spears can make it through 2007, you can make it through today.” -Deepak Chopra

“Landed in ze Berlin… Partly cloudly with a high chance of techno.” -Skrillex

“I’m so fucked. I need to see a therapist. Benny made me realize a lot of things.” -RZ

“That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid.” -Fab Strong

“There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.” -Anonymous

“Do not go where the path might lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You are a perishable item. Live accordingly.” -Anonymous

“Not only am I not sending my kids to Jared for their dental work, but I’m also not letting them be friends with his kids either.” -DG

“Power is being told you are not loved and not being destroyed by it.” -Madonna

“Get the butternut squash ravioli.” -RF
“Ew.” -Gary Pollock
“What if Morimoto made it?” -RF
“He’s my idol.” -Gary Pollock

“To me, Toronto is the Mecca for dance music in North America… However, the party scene which is driven solely by promoters (some good, some extremely bad) have taken away a stage, an audience for those unique artists and that’s why you see a lot of producers/DJs heading out to Europe more often to perform. At the same time, if there’s anyone to blame for the lagging crowds it’s the DJs themselves! A lot of guys don’t know the art of opening or closing, they just want to go out and “kill,” so rather than introducing new things to the crowd, they play it safe and drop something like “Levels.” -Meech

“Put something on Twitter.” -Patti Pollock

“I watched Top Chef. Morimotto in action.” -Gary Pollock
“You mean Iron Chef.” -RF

“Fur Coat will eat my pickle.” -JR

“Now if everything goes according to plan, there will be NO afterpartying this weekend.” -Damian Lazarus 

“He’s intimidated my boobs because they’re bigger than his balls.” -AM

I’m watching another group get tangled up in a neon orange harness like Cirque du Soleil gone clubbin.” -Paul Aguirre-Livingston

“I meet a group of Irish tourists who use words like “Roger’s Centre” and say they heard about this place on internet message boards, and there’s an artist beside them wearing tie-dyed pants he made himself. From what I can ascertain, this is a musical experience first and foremost.” -Paul Aguirre-Livingston

“Cruising is for fat people… Or people that want to pretend they travel but really they just EAT.” -JR

“Cookies for rookies!” -Patti Pollock

“Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.” -Anonymous

“You guys are my favourite group. Will you do an essential mix?” -Pete Tong (to Azari and III)

I don’t do drugs, I am drugs.” -Salvador Dali

“David Guetta collaborates with every fucking top 40 artist. He’s a human mashup.” -Joel Zimmerman

“Men who don’t appreciate the build before a drop in EDM probably prematurely ejaculate as well.” -RGP

“Who would go to a festival called Sasquatch? HOW is that going to attract people? …
…Omg Portlandia has a gig at Sasquatch! Holy ballz.” -JH

“After spending nearly three hours in a humid industrial space with dance music blaring, sweat dripping down my face and my feet moving like there’s no tomorrow, I think, “This must be what a rave feels like.” -Maureen Halushak

“Why does she make it sound like her blog is something she HAS to do?” -EP

“It looks like Sneaky Dees.” -EP 

“Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.” -Anonymous

“It won’t be long before the rest of the country is Mexicans and Gallaghers.” -Frank Gallagher

“Remember some of it… Especially placing a $100 order to Alto’s.” -LS

“Is zipper flat?” -RS

“You have that octopus tattoo right?” -JH
“Ya..” -Hipster Waitress
“Do you still have it?” -JH

“Ohhhh look at me I’m Copo, I can go around making acronyms but when JEWDITH makes one, I veto it!” -JH 

“I’ve been craving A&C so much lately… like more than a trance night.” -JH

“The two things you can’t fake are good food and good music.” -Etta James

“Better to be three hours early than one minute late.” -William Shakespeare

“You stink Erps.” -RF
“Like what?” -EP
“Pot.” -RF
“Ya I’m really high.” -EP

“I NEED TO BUY VINYLS AGAIN SHIT SHIT SHIT.” -Aeroplane

“Bowling is the best sport because its the only one you can play while eating.” -Joan Rivers 

“StumbleUpon knows me better than I know myself.” -RS

“Where’s the closest place to TGN I can get good chicken fingers?” -RF
“Not sure. Guelph?” -AD 

“I don’t wanna be a nasty gal in a room full of Jews.” -JH

“Look, moving away from techno, creating the Marcy Hotel to escape NYC nightclubs, investing 10 years into Burning Man, an open source record label and nurturing over a dozen artists full time, you think thats for polls? No, it’s about a love of and borderline obsession with this music and our community. I love this crew and their different styles and personalities with all my heart and feel blessed to watch them grow. Oh and don’t forget, Nicolas Jaar was NUMBER ONE live act AND best album, so if W+L needs to feel special because of ratings, Nico’s got us covered!” -Gadi Mizrahi

“I want that sexy-gangsta vibe to be clear on my dance floor. I want it to be ok to feel like a pimp or get slapped like a bitch.” -Gadi Mizrahi

“When it comes to the word “techno” and it’s usage by frat boys - you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” -RGP

“Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible.” -Anonymous

“Birthright is like a one-night stand.” -EB
“Sometimes people fall in love on a one-night stand.” -AG

“DO YOU HAVE BRUNCH CLOTHES HERE?” -RA

“You’re a basket case, Corrie Pollock.” -Paul Hussman

“I bettya Corrie Pollock is coming.” -Bobby Glatter

“It was just a dark hole with a strobe light - and it was rocking.” -Derrick May (on The Music Institute) 

“Who’d ever thought of making music with an old turntable and a scratchy record and sticking it in an abandoned warehouse or an abandoned factory site? I’ll tell you who thought of it - people in Detroit, that’s who.” -Jerry Herron

“We have 3 incredible natural resources: fresh water, salt and techno.” -Derrick May

“Our strength is shown in the things we stand for; our weakness is shown in the things we fall for.” -Theodore Epp

“You are such a marsupial.” -JR

“If we all had iPhones, does that mean we could all see each other?” -Gary Pollock

“Luxemborg DOES NOT get Cafe de Flore.” -RA

“MUSIC IS BETTER THAN PUSSY.” -Boys Noize 

“I’m getting hippied out. It’s really tiring doing this shit.” -EP

“Big fan of those drinks. Prefer the ones with vodka, but that is because I am a mere gringo. Just got to Rio. We won the silver medal. Sketchiness has been minimal. Hoping to change that immediately.” -AE

“I am a man of ample girth and length.” -Frank Gallagher

“Whoa you’re not even chalet chic, you’re like, utilitarian chic.” -JB

“Dad, why are you watching the Kardashians?” -RF
“These aren’t the Kardashians, these are beauties and their bosses. It’s the best show on television, didn’t you know? This and the coupon show.” -Gary Pollock 

“Leaving hot, sunny L.A. for hot, sunny Sydney. I have nothing to complain about except for baldness and mortality.” -Moby

“You’re a liberal!” -Frank Gallagher

“I can’t wear leopard to Hugo Boss!” -EP

“That was before Wal-Mart, the caucus, peanut butter and jelly in one jar…” -Frank Gallagher

“Why do you call her Judith? That’s not a nickname, that’s an entirely different name.” -EP

“Ibiza 2011 - all I can say is: You are the heroes!” -Sven Vath

“I can always rely on you when searching for the magic moments! In order to create these moments, we need love and the dedication to become a collective on the dancefloor. Closeness is a source for peace and happiness.” -Sven Vath

“I don’t know what I’m more embarrassed about - the fact that I was obsessed with Swedish House Mafia or that I wore Ed Hardy.” -JL

“Although people have political differences and religious differences we can still unite in this single event - it will unite us all.” -TATW400

“Stop trying to hold onto the past. You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading your last one.” -Anonymous

“Why can’t I eat like Nigella?” -Jamie Oliver

“My street’s a dead end…” -RA

“The more sparkles you have, the better the cake is. Sparkle = awesome.” -Duff Goldman

“I don’t know, it’s feeling a little bit like we’re characters in Super Mario or something.” -Ofir (on discussing the strangeness of eating gold chocolate coins, aka Chanukah gelt)

“If I was down to my last dollar, I’d spend it on public relations.” -Bill Gates

“Why would you wanna play in Toronto? Everyone and their mother is the manager.” -Gary Pollock

“If I smoke more weed will I get high?” -TSO

“Life is like photography: you use the negative to develop.” -Anonymous

“Levels playing at the acc… fml.” -JH

“Erps, I’m taking one of your cans of wine because they’re only giving me two drink tickets there.” -Patti Pollock

“When the topic of serotonin and 5-HTP comes up and suddenly everyyyy little rave kid is a masters student in chemistry.” -RGP

“I just heard some fucked up shit, actually. That Steve Angello was caught DJing a mix CD, and his response to it was something like…” -Johnny White
“Oh, I can DJ without headphones!” -B&S
“Honestly, I’ll go on a record right here: Steve Angello, you’re a jerkoff. That’s some fuckin bullshit, right there. The fuck are you getting paid for? This guy’s getting paid five times what I am… he’s a fucking joke, and don’t get me started on his music…” -Johnny White 

“What you believe is likely to change profoundly over the next few days. Whether or not its an enjoyable experience depends on how tightly you cling to the past.” -Sally Brompton

“I know its a bourgeois indulgence, but a stove matters.” -Felix De Florio

“It’s like right now Israel is one big episode of Iron Chef and pomegranates are the secret ingredient.” -EB 

“I need a foreign man saviour, Emily styles. Bonus for picking dates.” -JH
“Mmmm dates. She’s bringing back more! As per Tiff’s request obvs. SO Tiff to ask someone to mule produce over international borders.” -RF 

“I might be a 40-year-old acid house veteran but I wasn’t ready to start snorting mystery powders from foreign websites (like skinny jeans, primary colours and mustaches, that’s a young man’s game).” -Mike Power

“You know what sucks about traveling? Coming home.” -Rachel Chapman

“You know what I’ve been loving a lot again? Kid Cudi.” -JH

“If you’re a friend of elevator music, follow our friend @callmepoupon! Be his 1000th follower and win a signed bottle of Kozlik’s mustard!” -Keith Lite

“You know what? There’s nothing wrong with being a drug dealer.” -SZ

“Have you ever seen anyone act like a bigger asshole? Makes me wanna take a dump on the pants, or at least bedazzle them.” -JH

“You can’t just say “woolies” to any group of people and have them know what you mean.” -EB

“Sprinkles were the redeeming facto, but it could’ve used more sprinkles.” -TA

“Electronic music is usually some guy standing behind a big booth fiddling around with the techniques, maybe quite anonymous. Someone came along in the early days to change all that, to inspire people to open up, to connect with the crowd, to go crazy, to lose yourself, to just live in the moment; we’re talking about Sven Vath.” -Adam Beyer

“It’s the typical experience you have, when you’re 17, in another country, going out to party and hearing an amazing DJ play.” -Adam Beyer (on hearing Sven for the first time in 1993)

“You’re gonna die… Gub added eyelashes to his garage.” -JH

“We need to reserve this ASAP so don’t cheap out and fuck this up for me, I’ll get BITCHIE.” -RS

“The last three weeks of Humber PR are like a baby who just won’t stop crying. Ya, someone can tweet that.” -Kalene Morgan

“I’m going with Sean Kane to Asian hat guy’s.” -RZ

“The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out the window.” -Robert Paul

“Sean Kane changed his bbm 1,000 times about this concert.” -RZ

“But that is just so dramatic of me. And I wanna be Mary J. Blige, remember?” -JH

“The only difference between the two types of education is that one is recognized and one isn’t. We need papers behind our names to live in today’s world but we still need those traditional teachings to learn who we are and where we come from.” -Kenzie Wilson (9 years old)

“Drugs are good. I love drugs! Please don’t quote me.” -Kalene Morgan

“I’ve lived 38 years, and I can confidently say that Ibiza is, dot dot dot…” -Frankie Wilde

“It’s between pursuing your own happiness and self-interest and understanding why that pursuit is right, and to regard that pursuit as noble versus a society that regards it as wrong and ignoble.” -Onkar Ghate

“I had a dream when I was younger that a cow mooed at me and said “don’t eat my children.” -<xo, Fi>

“I don’t even remember what her name was because we called her Voldemort.” -LR

“If only closed minds came with closed mouths…” -Anonymous

“Suck it like a hot dog.” -RK (to EP)

“Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions.” -Anonymous

“But if you can be like anything, be like water. Because you can get through anything.” -Steve Aoki (funny enough)

“Techno drives home somewhere. It takes you to an element of surprise, not knowing where you’re going. It’s scary but wonderful at the same time.” -Carl Cox

“I can’t believe you don’t know what a statutory holiday is. As IF you go to an Ivy League school…” -RF
“I also didn’t know my school was Ivy League until after I applied.” -BM 

“I’m the new Oprah.” -Calvin Harris

“Strategies are seldom measurable.” -NW
“SELDOM?!?!?!?!?!?!” -PF

“It’s no surprise that Prydz dished out a set that could descend the female ovary into a scrotal sack.” -JR 

“You can’t take MY musical opinion seriously anymore? This, coming from HE whose blog currently promotes DJ Left Shoe.” -JH

“You just pulled off a rave in freakin’ SkyDome.” -Ben Rayner 

“My theory is that life is like a lottery and we got the winning ticket, but you could share your prize with everyone.” -Sam Terry

“You don’t dance with a fucking celery stick and a glass of tomato juice.” -EB

“The music is bound to sound better when you can put your hands on it.” -Karl Marx

“Sex is like pasta. I like it all ways always.” -JD

“Better to be alone and feel successful than in a relationship and feel like a failure.” -Kalene Morgan

“I knew about the internet before Bill Gates.” -Karen Dalton

“I hate gate B6 at Pearson International. All my NYC peeps feel me before they kill me.” -Keith Lite

“The party in Copenhagen was alright, except for some dude asking for Swedish House Mafia and a drunk girl coming into the DJ booth and trying to hump us.” -Charlie Levine

“Yeah that’s like all the rage this year! Chinese Jews.” -EB

“Poultry in jean jacket.” -JR

“They’re like Kutner and Julia but lesbians.” -TA

“I hate techno.” -AE
“Techno hates you.” -RF 

“I think that I might be the Copo of two weeks ago…
…I am the new Copo.” -RA 

“When are they gonna play Swedish House Mafia?” -RA
“When are they gonna play Avicii?” -RF 

“I’m happy we’re 25/75. Fuck you Ben Mancia.” -JR

“I need to go on a vacation somewhere without casinos.” -CD

“I would love to know what Galen Weston thinks of Tiff.” -EP

“This track is literally a viagra replacement. It could make the most precise vasectomy unravel into a volcano of lust.” -JR

“Oh god. Tell him it’s not a pre drink, rather a small gathering for the harvest.” -JH

“I’m taking a skinny cow. Hopefully they’ll make me skinny.” -EP

“And you know how I feel about b2b…” -RF
“It’s like ass to mouth… THE BEST.” -JR

“The sun is up, let’s bounce.” -Charlie Levine

“Want to come play with my phone?” -JED 

“Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope.” -Everyone

“You’re gonna die - the 3 Hussman men causally uprooted a tree and brought it home.” -JH

“Sean Kane!” -RZ
“What about him?” -RF
“The best.” -RZ

“Even though you gave me a fake name you were very easy to find.” -EC 

“It’s annoying that pork is trendy. Pigs are dying so that people can eat bacon flavoured cookies.” -SB

“So what are your big plans for the evening?” -James
“Going to the underground food market at Brickworks soon and then to Footwork because I’m sketchy like that.” -RF
“Oh boy, we’re gonna have problems…” -James 

“It’s a Dubfire day. Feel that bounce bitches. Sorry neighbours.” -RGP

“How much do you love getting paid to study?” -CD

“You’ve been so mia. You’re like AJ.” -BK

“This shit is google image.” -RZ

“Do you want me to read it? I have this big booming BASS voice.” -Kalene Morgan

“This halloween I’m gonna go as a hashtag, stand next to people, and make them trending topics.” -Vinny Guadagnino

“Aren’t you beyond proud of my tech progress #lately?” -JH

“Dad, you’ve had like a million cookies.” -RF
“No, I’ve only had six.” -Gary Pollock

“I know you don’t want to hear this, but you wanna go see Avicii in Michigan?” -RZ 

“It’s ironic that I’m not scared to have sex with a random girl without a condom, but I’m terrified of there being a typo in one of my tweets.” -Fat Jew

“Would you rather have a veggie burger with real cheese, or a real burger with veggie cheese?” -Religious Kid at York (via EB, duh)

“I am a college senior, about to graduate completely debt free. I pay for all of my living expenses by working 30+ hours a week making barely above minimum wage. I chose a moderately priced, in-state public university and started saving $ for school at age 17. I got decent grades in high school and received 2 scholarships which cover 90% of my tuition. I currently have a 3.8 GPA. I live comfortably in a cheap apt., knowing I can’t have everything I want. I don’t eat out every day, or even once a month. I have no credit card, new car, iPad or smart phone - and I’m perfectly OK with that. If i did have debt, I wouldnot blame Wall St. or the government for my own bad decisions. I live below my means to continue saving for the future. I expect nothing to be handed to be„ and will continue to work my @$$ off for everything I have. That’s how it’s supposed to work. I am NOT the 99% and whether or not you are is YOUR decision.” -Not the 99%

“It was a rough stretch. Very dark. Extremely rogue.” -JE

“There’s more to life than raving. You losers are going to be the generation’s equivalent to sorry, washed-out hippies. Your fucking neon glowsticks and goofy sunglasses equal their love beads and tye die shirts. Move on with your empty lives.” -Phillip Romello

“If I didn’t have my mouth full I’d play my violin…” -Scott Langdon

“I make a point of never saying goodbyes because my path always winds around to the people I want to see eventually.” -RGP

“Why can’t I find a boy who is as dirty as the beats I crave?” -RGP

“When I’m not DJing I’m sitting on the floor in the booth talking about postmodernism.” -Charlie Levine

“How was Ibiza? I heard it’s become really watered down. Apparently Croatia is the new hot spot.” -Humber Random
“Um, no.” -RF

“Gilad Shalit. What an asshole. Today was supposed to be my day.” -JED 

“I’ll be Skrillex for Halloween if you request to be in a relationship with Calvin Ho on facebook.” -JH

“I’ll never forget when I asked Lawler where his boat cruise afterparty was going to be… He looked me in the eye and said “the AP is at fucking CZ mate!” -DJC

“Who’s Judith?” -DG

“God I LOVE Toronto. It’s so inspiring!!!” -Steve Angello

“I’m tired and might bail.” -RZ

“I hate onions but I love crispy fried onions!” -Matt Samuels

“BUT I KNOW RICH LAMBERT!” -Overheard at The Hoxton

“I’m not taking Bathurst now are you nuts?? Going up the Gaza at this time? No way.” -Gary Pollock

“Don’t cook without pearls.” -Elka Budd

“Is everybody making fun of me because I’m wearing white after labour day?” -Patti Pollock 

“Bullying in grade one? PATHETIC.” -EP

“Make sure you drive in circles so she thinks you’re on the lakeshore.” -JH

“K I gotta run, working on my eulogy for the Guv…” -RZ

“B student, A networker. That’s the secret to PR. And my way of life!” -Kalene Morgan

“Don’t be sad, Im growing up. You only loved me for the bag.” -CS

“It defines an entire generation. For that, the man who revolutionized mobile computing takes his place alongside Ford, Edison and other titans of the modern business world.” -Omar el Akkad

“Ben Man C ya
I really wanna be ya.
Standing so tall and proud,
can never lose you in a crowd.
Just look for the man
with the video camera in hand.
SO MUCH FOOTAGE - NEED EXTERNAL HARD DRIVES
Allison and Bean, beware - 
of teen author Judy Blume’s elaborate plans
to capture Ben Mancia!
so they can live together in Jet apartment 328
feeding each other bananas at 9am
before they get inside their Volkswagen 
and drive off into the Ibithan sunset.
And Ben, don’t think Jewdith forgot
about the time you broke her bathtub
That’s when she knew you guys would get along just fine.” -JH 

“The ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.” -Steve Jobs (1955-2011)

“The world now consists of corruption, greed and hashtags.” -Rynecologist

“I’m tying to be really minimal. Like Luciano at Pacha.” -JH

“I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head.” -Alexis Stewart (Martha’s daughter)

“Why didn’t you just buy a ticket for me when you asked if I wanted one a month ago?” -JE

“You know what sucks about being in your 50s? Going to a party and asking people if they wanna do some advil.” -Howie Cappell

“There’s kids in Buffalo the size of Buffalo.” -HHH

“It’s good to see you all brought your blackberries so you could tweet about this show.” -HHH

“That’s when you know you’ve found someone special. When you can fucking shut up and share comfortable silence.” -Mia Wallace

“Maaaxxxx why do you keep leaving me mid bang???” -Ju Dith

“I’m at tent party. Fucking love horfjsin Jewish girls.” -JE

“I gotta go message Ryan Zale byeeee.” -JH

“How come you didn’t go to tent party with Ryan?” -Patti Pollock

“I’ve never been so excited to get so sweaty with so many Jews before in my life.” -JE

“Fuck that, consider this my stand against the neon-bitty-brigade. Music is produced in places other than Sweden.” -RGP

“I don’t ROLL on ROSH.” -RZ

“Shana tova Conrad, you are the Manzone to my Strong!” -JH

“Is #hussy going?” -JE
“Duh.” -RF
“But she’s just gonna spend the whole night with the 3MTC.” -JE 

“If you don’t love Penn Lake, you don’t love life.” -KM

“Will you think of Etie when you’re on the couch?” -Richelle Zale
“I’ll always think of Etie when I’m on the couch!” -AP
“YA, when you’re hitting BOWLS.” -RZ 

“OK everybody and their mother is a DJ. Don’t say your roommate DJ Cucumber is spinning like it’s a reason to come party.” -RGP

“I’m at dinner, eating a burger and poutine! Where you at hater?” -Joel Zimmerman

“Jewish guys try way too hard. I saw them in action at Western.” -MH

“So there’s this new dj that I love. His name’s Alesso.” -DG

“I already know they didn’t like Prydz, so I don’t really care how his trip was. They are idiots.” -JR

“Whatever you do, no more bump, and I said OK. Actually, I’ve done so much bloody blow in my life, I don’t miss it an inch. I think it gave me up.” -Keith Richards

“Either you become a hypochondriac and listen to other people, or you make up your own mind.” -Keith Richards

“Why can’t we make planes like we make Keith?” -Jay Leno

“The opening line of my letter from Tony Blair was “Dear Keith, you’ve always been one of my heroes…” England’s in the hands of somebody who I’m a hero of? It’s frightening.” -Keith Richards

“At least, unlike some others newly knighted, he doesn’t insist on being called Sir Mick. But we do chuckle about it behind his back. As for me, I won’t be Lord Richards. I’ll be fucking King Richard IV, with that IV pronounced eye-vee.” -Keith Richards

“Requote: today is one of those days where I just look up programs in Israel all day.” -EB

“Wait a sec, your name’s Judith? That’s pretty squirrely.” -MH

“Is that Copo?” -KK

“Kiko bought a new car because of Jared.” -CG

“I’m assuming you have a boyfriend. You look like you have a boyfriend.” -Random Hoxtonian 

“Blayne Gross = verb.” -JH

“You can see elbows.” -JH

“Do you watch shows that say “viewer discretion?”” -Gary Pollock
“Yes dad.” -RF
“Oh so you can watch Jersey Boys.” -Gary Pollock
“Shore dad.” -RF 

“How was school today?” -RF
“Good. I made the kids practice lining up for an hour because they can’t do it properly.” -EP 

“Most girls bore the fuck out of me because they like dubstep and Yorkville.” -MH

“I always forget that American’s don’t drink Caesars.” -Felix Cartal

“I feel like talking to a sketchy girl on the phone, and guess what? You’re it!” -MH (to JH)

“I cannot explain how happy I am that Guv season is back! Gonna lose 10 pounds in October.” -RZ

“If you don’t play with other people, you can get trapped in your own cage. And then, if you’re sitting still on the perch, you might get blown away.” -Keith Richards

“How can I stop once I’ve started? Well, you just stop.” -Keith Richards

“Why would you leave the best band in teh fucking world to open a fish-and-chip shop called Sticky Fingers?” -Keith Richards (on Bill Wyman)

“I’m having my 31st birthday at Guv! FML.” -RZ

“”The old Julia would have cared but Newdith, she don’t give two shits about anything.”” -JH
“Why are you speaking in quotation marks?” -RF
“”I like doing weird #things.”” -JH

“Who would you rather tap - AN21 or Kiko?” -JB

“Aren’t you so happy I invented house music?” -RA

“Judith’s BF sent me (us) some awesome live Loco Dice sets (still don’t have the heart to tell him I was with the 3MTC).” -JH

“What are you doing? And did you know Jackie was tapping the CEO of Rosetta Stone?” -AD

“I don’t think I would ever date a guy who would wear a vest.” -TA

“PS why would I ever need a man to keep me warm when I have my SWEATER!!!” -JH

“This time I realized how big a spectacle I was involved in - huge, enormous - a new kind of deal.” -Keith Richards

“How gay was Jed last night…” -AE

“Aren’t you excited for the holidays so you don’t have to be in school with Kortney Lauren Shapiro? OH WAIT, SHE GOES TO OUR SHUL!” -AP

“Mick’s album was called “She’s the Boss,” which said it all. I’ve never listened to the entire thing all the way through. Who has? It’s like Mein Kampf.” -Keith Richards

“That’s what people wanted to see: spectacle.” -Keith Richards (on Mick)

“I thought they were frisbees so I got so excited… I GOT SO EXCITED!” -EP

“That’s why I’m so bad at the Guv because I’m the first on to sweat here… IT’S NOT QUOTABLE!!!” -TA

“Toronto on an average day looks a lot like Seattle on a rare beautiful day.” -Eddie Vedder 

“Time flies when you’re having fun. Or kids.” -Eddie Vedder

“She’d come back from the Mudd Club and CBGBs with a car full of pink-haired nutters. Nice people generally, just nerdy Jewish kids, really.” -Marlon Richards

“What tin do you want tonight, Spam or…? So I became a vegetarian after that. No, I don’t want any more Spam, Roy, thanks a lot.” -Marlon Richards

“We stick together, me and my dastardly crew. We just want to do what we want to do without being bothered by all of that other crap.” -Keith Richards

“True friends. Hardest thing to find, but you never look for them - they find you; you just grow into each other.&r